oh no i didn't want to get political on this blog
so today in class we watched this woman anita sarkeesian and her first episode in her series on the topic of women in video games
and she attempts to shit all over our beloved games like zelda and mario but those are the only ones that she is actually wrong about things
the male gamer and tomboy girl gamer side of the internet dont like her at all because she had no idea what she is talking about but i do agree with some of the things that she says
like her first point is about an unreleased game called dinosaur planet or something featuring krystal from starfox and shes hot but this is also beastiality #stopfurries2017 and her solo game was scrapped in order for some company to add her to starfox as the damsel in distress
before starfox she was this independant animal bad bitch with her staff and she did magic and talked to dinosaurs but then now shes (wait for it) A KRYSTAL INSIDE A CRYSTALLLLLLL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA because she gets imprisoned in a crystal which removes her from the game for the majority of it except the tutorial
but then anita brings up princess peach
yeah that dumb big titty blond bimbo with her stockholm syndrome and abusive relationship
who she tries to say that peach is disgusting because she's a product of the patriarchy and straight male gamers but in reality not really like i understand the whole man-saves-woman-because-women-aren't-capable-of-saving-themselves trope is a thing but its a trope that is literally so embedded into the western culture that we're so familiar to it
and the thing about it appealing to straight cis males like okay bitch im gay as fuck and i love playing princess peach in smash brothers and mario kart shes the baddest bitch in the mario universe like daisy?? whose that.... birdo is a dyke and toadette is toad with a.....you know what im not gonna drag nintendo like that i love them
in conclusion i feel like she did have really valid points but the only reason no one likes her is because the people who play the games are too emotionally attached to the characters that they can't stand to see them be torn down by this bitch with white makeup sperm eyebrows and bad winged eyeliner
sorry
not sorry